Treasurer
 
Treasurer’s Role:
 
The Treasurer is responsible for protecting the County gold and making sure that it is spent in useful ways that benefit the kingdom and its inhabitants. One must always remember that County glory comes at a price and the Treasurer keeps track of how much cellotape Lady Willoughby purchases.
 
The insane, yet highly logical, ramblings of the keeper of County gold, Mr.Ross Braddock:
 
1. Name: Ross Braddock
2. Position…on the JCR, not sexual…unless you want to add that as well…it’s up to you…NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION: Treasurer
3. Birthday: 28th November
4. County Building? County South
5. Favourite moment of Fresher’s week? Getting as much free stuff as possible from the freshers fair
6. What kind of birthday caYke would you prefer: a bunny cake or a penis cake (it’s from Friends therefore it’s a valid question!) Penis all the way
7. What is your favourite meal? Sausage Casserole with Vegetables and Mashed potatoes
8. Where, in your personal opinion is the best place to eat on campus? The Venue
9. What day would you prefer to eat some beetroot? Every day but then I’d have a purple face
10. On Octantag (the 8th day of the County week) what will you be doing? Rockin Out
11. North or South? South
12. What would you do if a dragon (not a pendragon) attempted to attack County tree? Use reverse psychology to lure it away
13. What was the last film you watched at the cinema? Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny
14. What’s your favourite song? This Charming Man by The Smiths
15. Cats or Dogs? Dogs
16. Preferred fancy-dress costume? Darth Vader
17. Which do you prefer: your right big toe or your left middle toe and why? Right because it’s the source of all my power
18. One steak or two? One
19. When is your favourite night out in Lancaster and where? Saturday night down the Water Witch
20. What is your opinion of the rumour (the rumour that I just made up this second) that they’re going to let chavs live in County next year? Can sell them on Ebay as slaves
21. What, in your opinion, is the best bargain that you’ve ever purchased from Spar? Biscuits for 59p
22. If you had an unlimited amount of money, what social would you organise for County? The most wildest Box Social the High Seas have ever seen.
JCR Exec