International Officer
 
International Officer’s Role:
 
The International Officer welcomes all overseas students to the Kingdom of County and cooks them breakfast every day, he also does their washing and shine their shoes to ensure that their stay in the Kingdom is comfortable. Any problems that International students may have, the officer is at your call!
 
The memoirs of Mr.International, Master Craig Bush:
1. Name: Craig Bush
2. Position…on the JCR, not sexual…unless you want to add that as well…it’s up to you…NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION: Executive JCR International Relations Officer to County Students studying at the establishment of Lancaster University
3. Birthday: 10th October
4. County Building? Main....does my house in town count?
5. Favourite moment of Fresher’s week? Bar crawls around campus, I was told I had a lot of fun.
6. What kind of birthday caYke would you prefer: a bunny cake or a penis cake (it’s from Friends therefore it’s a valid question!)? Cake is a cake, both are good to munch on.
7. What is your favourite meal? Pan-pizza-steak-cake
8. Where, in your personal opinion is the best place to eat on campus? In a kitchen...
9. What day would you prefer to eat some beetroot? I appreciate your offer, but I'm spoken for
10. On Octantag (the 8th day of the County week) what will you be doing? Buying a new calendar and diary as they only go upto 7
11. North or South? North for fun, South for intelligence
12. What would you do if a dragon (not a pendragon) attempted to attack County tree? See if it's anger was do to international student related issues, if not, someone else's problem.
13. What was the last film you watched at the cinema? Borat
14. What’s your favourite song? 'Dear Prudence' by the Beatles
15. Cats or Dogs? I own a cat but I like dogs
16. Preferred fancy-dress costume? Pirate-bikini-Fresh Prince of Bel Air mash up
17. Which do you prefer: your right big toe or your left middle toe and why? Right big toe so I can tap out rhythms and push buttons without getting up
18. One steak or two? Two; do you know who your talking to?
19. Finish the sentence: Pendle boys…are to venereal diseases, what County girls are to good times
20. When is your favourite night out in Lancaster and where? Wednesday night in town before the Carlton, very cheap drinks
21. What is your opinion of the rumour (the rumour that I just made up this second) that they’re going to let chavs live in County next year? My opinion is that you shouldn't be makng up gossip
22. What, in your opinion, is the best bargain that you’ve ever purchased from Spar? The good old 3 cartons of apple juice and cheap toffee flap jacks. Splendid
23. If you had an unlimited amount of money, what social would you organise for County? A festival scoial; get to camp out on county field, bands play all day and night, free food and drink.
JCR Exec