Chairperson
 
Chairperson’s Role:
 
As a person of Chair, it is the Chairperson’s duty to tell members of the JCR Exec to shut up. Other activities involved within his role include organizing hustings in which the Chairperson must tell members of the JCR who insist upon asking stupid question to shut up...that’s about it...HU!
 
23 Questions with the master of chairs.....it's like 21 questions but there are 2 extra!!
1. Name: Kiran Kuttappa
2. Position: Chairman
3. Birthday: yep I have one!it comes round once a year, like clock work.
4. County Building? Main, where else?!
5. Favourite moment of Fresher’s week? It was a long time ago for us 2nd years, is it bad I don’t remember?
6. What kind of birthday caYke would you prefer: a bunny cake or a penis cake (it’s from Friends therefore it’s a valid question!)? I’d say a penis cake with a bunny on it…or maybe the other way round; I’ll get back to you on that one!
7. What is your favourite meal? My awesome Chicken and pasta thing with herbs and stuff Mmmmmmmmmm!
8. Where, in your personal opinion is the best place to eat on campus? Gotta be Greggs!
9. What day would you prefer to eat some beetroot? How about…never?
10. On Octantag (the 8th day of the County week) what will you be doing? Why wasn’t I informed of this extra day? I would sleep.
11. North or South? South, without a doubt.
12. What would you do if a dragon (not a pendragon) attempted to attack County tree? I would kill it with a sword and then become the patron saint of County College.
13. What was the last film you watched at the cinema? SAW 3
14. What’s your favourite song? Oh! Good question. Currently I’d have to say Hot Chip- Over and Over, really like Vinnar Vir Til Loftarasa by Sigur Ros as well. However my favourite is probably The Smiths- There is a light that never goes out.
15. Cats or Dogs? Dogs
16. Preferred fancy-dress costume? Pirate-Cowboy
17. Which do you prefer: your right big toe or your left middle toe and why? Tough call I’d have to say right big toe.
18. One steak or two? None thanks
19. Finish the sentence: Pendle boys…wish they were in County (don’t wanna be too offensive, got in trouble for that last year!)
20. When is your favourite night out in Lancaster and where? Toast Monday, or Friary then Sugarhouse on a Thursday.
21. What is your opinion of the rumour (the rumour that I just made up this second) that they’re going to let chavs live in County next year? No f*cking way, someone pass me my shotgun!
22. What, in your opinion, is the best bargain that you’ve ever purchased from Spar? Spar BBQ chicken pizza, Buy one get one free!
23. If you had an unlimited amount of money, what social would you organise for County?
I would take the college on a round the world tour, I’d also throw a bit of money Bowland way, let them go on a day trip to Morecombe or summit.
 
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