Women's Officer
 
Women’s Officer’s Role:
 
The Women’s Officer promotes County as a place of equality and sets her sights upon raising awareness of issues which stretch beyond the kingdom e.g. the national anti-violence against women campaign. Her long flowing locks are available for women to climb up to seek assistance with any problems.
 
 
Mmmmm Ice cream, some words with the defender of County women, Madame Amy Cooper:
 
1. Name: Amy Cooper
2. Position…on the JCR, not sexual…unless you want to add that as well…it’s up to you…NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION: Women’s Officer
3. Birthday: 12th April
4. County Building? County Main!!
5. Favourite moment of Fresher’s week? Most random…being carried around the tree at stupid o’clock in the morning on a quest to find my shoes…
6. What kind of birthday caYke would you prefer: a bunny cake or a penis cake (it’s from Friends therefore it’s a valid question!)? erm…bunny cake?
7. What is your favourite meal? Half Baked Ben n Jerrys….and yes that does count as a meal!
8. Where, in your personal opinion is the best place to eat on campus? BSE County Main! There’s no place quite like it!
9. What day would you prefer to eat some beetroot? 23rd June
10. On Octantag (the 8th day of the County week) what will you be doing? sleeping
11. North or South? ….erm…East?
12. What would you do if a dragon (not a pendragon) attempted to attack County tree? Call up my good friend Karl Kennedy and get him to lure it back to Australia (everyone knows that’s where dragons come from) and with his ‘beautiful’ singing voice.
13. What was the last film you watched at the cinema? The new James Bond
14. What’s your favourite song? Vincent by Don MacLean
15. Cats or Dogs? Dogs
16. Preferred fancy-dress costume? Anything that involves an excuse to wear lots of tin foil!
17. Which do you prefer: your right big toe or your left middle toe and why? My right big toe because it survived a trampling at the Carleton!
18. One steak or two? None…veggie, yeah that’s right!
19. Finish the sentence: Pendle boys…smell like feet???
20. When is your favourite night out in Lancaster and where? Indie night at Sugar
21. What is your opinion of the rumour (the rumour that I just made up this second) that they’re going to let chavs live in County next year? Don’t be silly, Porter Dave would never let it happen
22. What, in your opinion, is the best bargain that you’ve ever purchased from Spar? A packet of biscuits that when I went to the till they were 10p cheaper than I thought they were…that was a good day…
23. If you had an unlimited amount of money, what social would you organise for County? A European wide bar crawl…all inclusive of course….
 
 
JCR Exec