General Secretary
 
General Secretary’s Role:
 
The General Secretary makes notes of all the incredibly important ramblings that members of the JCR Exec weave within meetings every Sunday at 6pm. Want some extra kicks and giggles at the weekend? Come along, flames actually come out of his pen, almost as though it were a Pendragon...
 
Some something-or-other with the transcriptor of ceremonies, Mr.Sandeep Singh Banwait:
1. Name: Sandeep Singh Banwait
2. Position…on the JCR, not sexual…unless you want to add that as well…it’s up to you…NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION: General Secretary
3. Birthday: 04/10/1987
4. County Building? County South
5. Favourite moment of Fresher’s week? Beer, Whisky, Whisky, Beer, and more Whisky!
6. What kind of birthday caYke would you prefer: a bunny cake or a penis cake (it’s from Friends therefore it’s a valid question!)? Bunny Cake or Victoria Sponge if you’re offering
7. What is your favourite meal? Mid-day snack! (Two Cheese and toasts, with two potato waffles, with two eggs and topped with Heinz spaghetti and some pepper sprinkled on top)
8. Where, in your personal opinion is the best place to eat on campus? Venue (Jacket Potato, with cheese and beans, and a cup of Hot Chocolate)
9. What day would you prefer to eat some beetroot? No Comment- My solicitor will issue a statement in the near future regarding this issue.
10. On Octantag (the 8th day of the County week) what will you be doing? Visiting myself in a parallel universe!
11. North or South? Both! (As London is North on the Globe, and it is South in England)
12. What would you do if a dragon (not a pendragon) attempted to attack County tree? Summon a dead army from the mountains and kick the sh*t out of the Dragon!
13. What was the last film you watched at the cinema? Casino Royale
14. What’s your favourite song? Bittersweet Symphony- Verve
15. Cats or Dogs? Dogs (German-Sheppard’s of course!)
16. Preferred fancy-dress costume? Darth Vader
17. Which do you prefer: your right big toe or your left middle toe and why? Honestly I haven’t got time for either!
18. One steak or two? Make it 4, is that legal?
19. Finish the sentence: Pendle boys…
20. When is your favourite night out in Lancaster and where? I do like to have a Warfsteiner at the Borough on Tuesdays!
21. What is your opinion of the rumour (the rumour that I just made up this second) that they’re going to let chavs live in County next year? I better get my shotgun out, it looks like hunting season is about to begin!
22. What, in your opinion, is the best bargain that you’ve ever purchased from Spar? You joking, the words BARGAIN and SPAR just do not make sense when used in the same sentence! But Tesco’s or Sainsbury’s and Bargain do.
23. If you had an unlimited amount of money, what social would you organise for County? I would hire a Galaxy Class starship, and take everyone to another quadrant to party with the Klingons!
JCR Exec