Green Officer
 
Green Officer’s Role:
 
As chief protector of the tree, the Green Officer ensures that all members of the Kingdom have the facilities they need in order to keep it spick and span! She is also involved in wider-reaching concerns beyond the gates of County, promoting One World Week and further global concerns.
 
An organic exchange with Keeper of the tree, Lady Lyndsey:
 
1. Name: Miss Lyndsey Adele Michael
2. Position…on the JCR, not sexual…unless you want to add that as well…it’s up to you…NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION: Green Officer
3. Birthday: !9th July 1988 and I expect birthday cards!!!
4. County Building? West is best
5. Favourite moment of Fresher’s week? Losing my phone like five times in one night and running round the round house at 3am trying to find it
6. What kind of birthday cake would you prefer: a bunny cake or a penis cake (it’s from Friends therefore it’s a valid question!)? A bunny cake, I’m the sweet innocent type!
7. What is your favourite meal? My mum’s Sunday roast!
8. Where, in your personal opinion is the best place to eat on campus? County diner of cause, but I am biased.
9. What day would you prefer to eat some beetroot? The day after I die.
10. On Octantag (the 8th day of the County week) what will you be doing? Catching up on the sleep I missed by partying during the week
11. North or South? North
12. What would you do if a dragon (not a pendragon) attempted to attack County tree? Defend it with my magic powers of persuasion (and if that fails, a big stick) as is my duty as written in the constitution.
13. What was the last film you watched at the cinema? I can’t even remember it was at the LU cinema I know that much!! Hostel possibly
14. What’s your favourite song? The Clash, Guns of Brixton
15. Cats or Dogs? Dogs
16. Preferred fancy-dress costume? Army girl
17. Which do you prefer: your right big toe or your left middle toe and why? My right big toe, coz its just plain ace!
18. One steak or two? Just the one thanks.
19. Finish the sentence: Pendle boys… live mainly in Pendle???????
20. When is your favourite night out in Lancaster and where? Sugarhouse on a Thursday, Indie is pie!!! And I get to dance for hours without looking like an idiot!
21. What is your opinion of the rumour (the rumour that I just made up this second) that they’re going to let chavs live in County next year? It would be just like home for me, However! As a county JCR member I would like to add that in no way do we promote discrimination of the style challenged.
22. What, in your opinion, is the best bargain that you’ve ever purchased from Spar? Reduced fruit juice, yum!!
23. If you had an unlimited amount of money, what social would you organise for County? I would have a week long extrav and get a MASSIVE band to play and give everyone free food and drink and have a fairground built on county field!!
JCR Exec