Ed and Welfare Officers
 
Female Ed and Welfare Role:
 
The Female Ed and Welfare Officer is responsible for the fine upstanding ladies of the County Kingdom. She sorts out their boyfriends/girlfriends when they’ve been misbehaving and is always available to sort out any problems that may arise within the County year plus she has free condoms (as does the male ed and welf)!
 
Male Ed and Welfare Role:
 
The Male Ed and Welfare Officer does exactly what it says on his shiny tin: he looks after the sturdy men of the County Kingdom; feeding/watering them and reading them bedtime stories! He also sorts out any problems that you may encounter in a professional and confidential manner.
 
 
An Interview with The Keeper of County Men, Mr.Lance Taylor.....i say interview, i mean the exact same set of questions!
1. Name: Lance
2. Position…on the JCR, not sexual…unless you want to add that as well…it’s up to you…NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION: Male ed and welfare ,STANDING UP outside if any cares
3. Birthday:10/5/88
4. County Building? main (rock on)
5. Favourite moment of Fresher’s week? generally verbally punishing Cartmel for being inbred
6. What kind of birthday cake would you prefer: a bunny cake or a penis cake (it’s from Friends therefore it’s a valid question!)? Bunny with a penis
7. What is your favourite meal? My mums cottage pie
8. Where, in your personal opinion is the best place to eat on campus? MAMAS
9. What day would you prefer to eat some beetroot? beetroot should be banned, it's wrong
10. On Octantag (the 8th day of the County week) what will you be doing? lubing myself up and sliding around
11. North or South? south init
12. What would you do if a dragon (not a pendragon) attempted to attack County tree? Adorn my armour, weild my swrod and shield and smite the mighty beast
13. What was the last film you watched at the cinema? Da vinci code, nuf said
14. What’s your favourite song? Africa by toto
15. Cats or Dogs? Dogs, mines insane.
16. Preferred fancy-dress costume? Birthday suit
17. Which do you prefer: your right big toe or your left middle toe and why? Big toe becasue i couldn.t stand without it silly
18. One steak or two? two i love the meat
19. Finish the sentence: Pendle boys…are too rich!!
20. When is your favourite night out in Lancaster and where? Thursdays in Hustle 2 4 1 cocktails
21. What is your opinion of the rumour (the rumour that I just made up this second) that they’re going to let chavs live in County next year? I'd treat them like dragons
22. What, in your opinion, is the best bargain that you’ve ever purchased from Spar? 12 eggs 79p
23. If you had an unlimited amount of money, what social would you organise for County? A huge gig on the field with only county members allowed and countys choice of huge bands, booze, moshing everything; or a ballet i'm not sure!!
 
JCR Exec
 
Myfanwy Lloyd